FLY|By Nights

Haha! The Needle Drop on 2 Chainz new album: Based on a T.R.U. Story

Some of the most notably cringe-worthy lyrics from this album:

Known to act a donkey on the camel toe
Then take the camel toe and turn it into casserole

Former Posturepedic I was slept on
So many chains on it look like my neck gone

Rev your mirror, shake it like a stipper ho!
Car so big it got a stripper pole

Going so hard you’d think I mixed a Viagra with a Soda

That pussy so good I miss ya, head game’s so vicious
And all I get is cheese like I’m taking pictures

She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty
Scrr..Scrr.. Wrists moving, cookin’ to it

I am so high…attic
I am so high like an…addict

Got a move that will break your leg, know what I’m talking about
Known to kill pussy, nigga chalk it out

2 gun bang
And I’m so fly I can sue an airplane

Commas in my bank account
So much money I had to let the banker count

….to Tumblr that is.

I’ve been on a long hiatus that consisted of going through Navy basic traing and finding my way over to San Antonio, Texas to go to school. It’s been a helluva journey, and this is only the beginning…but I had to bring it back here ‘of course.

I feel so out of the loop, ya know being locked up for a few months and everything, but it won’t take take too long to jump back in the swing of things. I’m so looking forward to it.

Can even sit still, so excited!(Or maybe that’s the Monster and 2 canteens of coffee and drunk earlier.)